Current JoyPoll results for 938 entries:
Who are you most like?
The real estate guy, ... they are paying his commission in cookies.
The shocked couple, ... they had planned to keep their own 30 year old son down there!
The smiling older couple, ... they always smile before handing out the fresh baked poison cookies.
The thirty year old in the basement, ... hey, it's not so bad down there... cool, dark, and broadband.
The teenagers hiding in the attic, ... they're the leftover family of the last couple to look at the house.
The bodies buried in the backyard, ... lawn green is people!
I'm more like the "for sale" sign.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and flipping.
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