Current JoyPoll results for 957 entries:
How will the news that french fries and potato chips may cause cancer affect you?
I'm going to quit, cold potato, ... drop them like a hot potato?
64
6%
I'm going to try and cut down, ... betcha can't eat just one.
78
8%
I'm switching to Freedom Fries, ... um, has your brain been boiling in oil?
117
12%
Let the chips fall where they may, ... can I supersize that tumor?
183
19%
You'll have to take the fries outta my cold dead hands, ... pass the salt!
248
25%
Huh? What am I gonna eat with my smokes now, ... cancer never tasted so good!
127
13%
I'm wondering if potato is spelled correctly.
140
14%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and acrylamide.
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