Current JoyPoll results for 1541 entries:
How would you have fired the iPod Mini?
Via the new iTunes phone, ... he might reply by playing "Take this Jobs and Shove it".
I would have sent an underling to deliver the bad news, ... just in case he shoots the messenger.
I would have held a "retirement party", ... you mean a bullet through the scroll wheel?
I'd tell him he's just going in for a battery replacement, then pull the plug while he's under, ... I suppose he Shuffled off this mortal coil.
I would have introduced him to the new iPod Nano, then handed him a hara-kiri sword, ... it was the final iPod Mini accessory.
Heck, I'd hire an old iPod Mini any day, ... he's not old, he's an iPod Elder.
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May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and 10 to the -9th power.
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