Current JoyPoll results for 906 entries:
What's your favorite excuse to get a day off work?
I'm sick, ... your co-workers have been saying that for months!
123
13%
There is a family emergency, ... note, eating chips and watching daytime TV is not usually considered a family emergency.
47
5%
I had a long night crime fighting, ... you've got to learn to unplug the Bat Phone.
179
19%
I'm looking for a better job, ... hopefuly one that lets you look for other jobs whenever you want.
80
8%
Just try to run the company without me, ... you've reached the top of the geek food chain.
370
40%
I'm taking the day off voting in the poll.
107
11%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and some other excuse that starts with "r".
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