Current JoyPoll results for 906 entries:
What's your favorite excuse to get a day off work?
I'm sick, ... your co-workers have been saying that for months!
There is a family emergency, ... note, eating chips and watching daytime TV is not usually considered a family emergency.
I had a long night crime fighting, ... you've got to learn to unplug the Bat Phone.
I'm looking for a better job, ... hopefuly one that lets you look for other jobs whenever you want.
Just try to run the company without me, ... you've reached the top of the geek food chain.
I'm taking the day off voting in the poll.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and some other excuse that starts with "r".
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