Current JoyPoll results for 1127 entries: What would you do in this situation?
Give the thug all my money, ... I guess you don't have backups, do you.
Let him shoot the computer, ... it's not an execution, it's euthanasia.
Hold my computer down as he shoots it repeatedly, ... try not to bond too much with the guy, that's called the "Redmond Syndrome".
Take a bullet for my computer, ... after they clean up the blood, can I have your Mac?
Give him directions to a Mac user, ... although, if he bought a Mac, he may not have much spare cash on hand. ;-)
This is why my Mac wears a bullet-proof vest, ... Kevlar cases anyone?
I'm going ballistic over the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and just shoot'n the shit.
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What would you do in this situation?