Current JoyPoll results for 1221 entries:
What do you suspect you might actually be?
A brain in a vat, ... well, if it's a vat of beer, I'm sure you're pretty happy!
A piece of software, ... hopefully there's at least some of you that's proprietary.
A cog in the Machine of Life, ... at least you're not a clog in the Drain of Existence.
An amoeba having a bad dream, ... must have been something it phagocytosis.
A figment of Nitrozac's imagination, ... or even scarier, a figment of Snaggy's reality.
I think, therefore I ... uh, ...hmmmm, ... remember, no matter what you are, there you go.
My electrodes are unplugged.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and simulation of rounding.
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