Current JoyPoll results for 1270 entries:
If you were the child-free couple, what would you dress up in order to get Halloween candy?
My cat, ... hope you don't get cat-nipped!
My dog, ... dogs shouldn't eat chocolate... better not let all those goodies go to waste then!
My iPod, ... it's hoping they'll shell out some iTunes.
An action figure, ... give Darth some candy... or else!
A doll, ... just claim the little goblin is sleeping.
I prefer to just go out and buy the candy, with the pretext of giving it to the kiddies, ... make sure you turn off all your lights so they think nobody is home!
I'm waiting for the Great Pumpkin.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and I got a rock.
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