Current JoyPoll results for 1545 entries:
Why do you think Steve wants to settle this case?
He just wants to go home early, ... to catch BayWatch reruns?
Because he is sick of seeing his lawyers, ... lately they've been getting on his case.
He is one of the parents suing, ... or maybe he's the brain damaged son?
Because he knows a jury would find for the plaintiff, ... especially if the jury is made up of his peer to peers.
He knows first-hand the devastating effects of a David Hasselhoff TV series, ... not to mention the havoc one of his albums can wreak.
KITT, his artificial intelligence-enhanced supercar, advised him to, ... are you sure he wasn't being sarcastic?
KARR told me to view the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and car chases.
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