Current JoyPoll results for 1045 entries:
Why do you think fruitcake returns every year?
It's the same fruitcake, ... OMG, it can't be killed!
There's a fruitcake wormhole, ... are they coming from a universe of fruitcake matter?
Fruitcake Intelligent Design, ... I would argue that fruitcake was probably created by un-intelligence.
It's a force of Nature, like tornadoes, hurricanes, and Christmas carolers, ... with those bright red and green fruit bits, I'd call it a force of Un-Nature.
It's a conspiracy to discredit the good name of cake, ... by The People for Pie Promotion?
You are crazy? I LOVE FRUITCAKE!, ... so could you please eat it all this year!
I'm humming When the Fruitcakes Come Back to Capistrano.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Fruitcake Subculture Conspiracy.
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