Current JoyPoll results for 1508 entries:
What additional Steve Jobs keynote behind-the-scenes element is your favorite?
Emergency medical teams on standby for fainting fanboys, ... they revive them with new Apple smell.
Groupie containment system, ... an "Intel inside" sticker usually repels them.
Drool spillways, ... they tried bibs, they're never enough.
Steve Jobs rapid escape ejection system, ... just in case he doesn't have a "one more thing."
Nitrozac and Snaggy documenting the event for comic posterity, ... it's a tough job, but heck, somebody's gotta do it.
In case of extreme emergency... Apple pole dancers, ... almost as sexy as the Joypoll dancers!
I'm so behind the scenes, I just wanna view the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and .5 more thing.
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