Current JoyPoll results for 1074 entries:
What is your computer telling you it wants?
A corner office with a view, ... with my luck they'd give me a cornerstone office.
A secretary, ... a human for you, or a PDA for it?
A sunny, warm vacation, ... isn't sunlight the natural enemy of geeks?
A newer, faster, computer friend, ... that way your computer can be promoted to Management.
A softer, sexier, human friend to keep its master company, ... is that your Happy Mac, or is your computer just glad to see me?
My computer is entirely satisfied, ... satisfied, or spoiled rotten?
I talk to my computer, not the other way around.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the script daydreaming.
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