Current JoyPoll results for 979 entries:
If you were an Olympic athlete, what would you do after the Olympics?
Practicing for the next Olympics, ... yeah, sure... Geek Olympics maybe.
Eating all the good stuff I've been depriving myself of, ... isn't eating junk food recognized as an olympic sport?
Chain smoking, ... hoping to make it to the Afterlife Olympics in four years?
Catching up on missed TV, ... your TiVo deserves a gold medal.
Admiring myself in the mirror, ... or would you rather admin yourself?
Endorsing, endorsing, endorsing, ... was that started on Endor?
I'd be viewing the results podium.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and great achievements in slacking.
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