Current JoyPoll results for 1070 entries:
How do you discipline your wayward computer?
Threaten to send it to Boot Camp, ... if that doesn't work, there's always spanking.
Threaten to send it to un-certified technicians, ... doesn't that just send it into a temper tantrum?
Remove it's memory every now and then, ... if only bad human memories were so easy to remove.
Disconnect its surge protector for a few moments, ... that's abusive!
Re-install its operating system, ... but is it Nature or Nurture?
My computer threatens me, ... perhaps it's time your computer upgraded?
I try reverse psychology.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and undermining authority.
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