Current JoyPoll results for 1199 entries:
How do you know it's time to slap a Mac user?
When they spend all night lining up for an Apple Store opening, ... only slap 'em if they don't get you anything.
When they attempt to legally adopt their Mac, ... could be worse, they could trying to adopt a child to fix their PC.
When they name their children Apple, Newton, Clarus, Finder, or Dock, ... OK, how do I change my name to one of those!
When they start doing things like baking Apple I cakes, carving Mac O'Lanterns, or creating OS X pizzas, ... could be worse, we might have tried to make a Blue Screen of Death pizza.
When they argue that Mac OS X is superior to Windows, ... wouldn't you rather switch than fight?
Don't slap, clap, ... what is the sound of a one-button mouse clapping?
I'm not happy about these slap-happy options.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and slapstick.
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