Current JoyPoll results for 1206 entries:
Where do you like to think iPods come from?
Storks, ... if they're good enough for you, they are good enough for iPods!
They are organically grown, no?, ... like peas in an iPod?
Jonathon Ives's goose lays them, ... you should see what lays the MacBooks!
From happy workers who love their jobs, ... but do they love their Jobs?
Steve Wozniak hand-builds them in his garage, ... watch out! Those are practical joke iPods!
They just emerge from the iPod dimension, ... there is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. It is an area we call One Infinite Loop.
Mommy swallowed an .mp3 file, ... gee, I hope she won't be singing "The RIAA Took my Baby Away".
Me and the birds and the bees are viewing the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and all the monthly wages in China.
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