Current JoyPoll results for 984 entries:
What's the worst thing you could do to a geeky cowpoke?
Steal his passwords, ... that's what you get for having "tumbleweed" as your root password.
Rustle his mouse herd, ... didn't he brand them?
Fence him in with a cubicle, ... he's more of a free range geek?
Poison his waterhole, ... yeah, change the coffee filter every now and then!
Shoot his dogcow, ... you'd have to use a cathode ray gun.
Play him country music, ... if it's on a new iPod, I'm sure he won't mind.
I reckon I'll git to voting after I finished in the saloon.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a yippy yi jpeg.
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