Current JoyPoll results for 1113 entries:
Why do you think he is the world's worst used cat salesman?
It's his jacket... it's just not flashy enough, ... his fake fur leopard skin jacket is at the cleaners.
He should be selling them as "pre-owned" cats, not used cats, ... cat's don't like it when you suggest they are owned.
He's just not selling the glamor lifestyle of owning a cat, ... actually, it's the cat who gets the glamorous lifestyle!
He's too honest to be in sales, ... he just doesn't have the claws.
Methinks he is a dog lover, ... actually, he just can't bare to part with that cat!
When you're selling a cat, you have to let the buyer hold the cat, ... it's the same with selling Tribbles.
I'm just viewing the purrfect results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a call for cuddles.
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