Current JoyPoll results for 1141 entries:
What were your first words?
Mommy, ... hopefully not Mommy Dearest.
Daddy, ... Go Daddy?
mmmm... boobies, ... if they are your last words, that might be OK too.
/me needs a diaper change, ... you may need to use those words again some day!
goo goo google, ... are you sure it wasn't ah ah alta vista?
I wasn't talking, I was coding, ... hello world!
I'm a telepath.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the script being a big baby.
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