Current JoyPoll results for 1293 entries:
What statement best completes the above comic?
No email? Wow, that guy is a loser, ... his email's gone 404.
No email? What is that guy using as a spam filter, ... he's using his lack of a job, webpage, and friends.
What a dummy! Doesn't he know you have to be connected to the Internet and have an email account in order to actually get email, ... the guy is a mime, working on a new routine.
The computer lied. He has tons of email, ... he's running Mac OS Evil.
Stupid computer, doesn't it know that no email is a good thing, ... no news is good news, unless you were hoping to waste hours on email.
Computers can't think, ... but programmers can make them seem like they do.
You just viewed the results... loser! ;P
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and rounding up to exactly 100% is for losers.
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