Current JoyPoll results for 1639 entries:
Why did Steve Jobs fire Mr. Positive?
Because Steve felt threatened by him, ... he should be happy there are people in his company that can out-insanely-great him!
Because "fantabulous" isn't a real word, ... just think what a glorious opportunity he gave Jobs to expand his insanerifically greatalicious vocabulary!
Because he should be working, not riding the elevator, ... maybe he's the elevator operator, and he was really working!
Because actually, to be honest, it was a miserable day, ... and there's nothing worse than a liar, except for maybe a butt-kissing liar.
Because he wanted to give him the glorious opportunity of seeking new employment, ... does that come with glorious severance pay?
If he didn't act quickly, there could have been a reaction at the subatomic level as positron collisions converted their mass into gamma radiation, resulting in the mutual annihilation of both parties, ... they needed a naysayer as a control rod.
I'm positive I didn't want to vote.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and elevating.
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