Current JoyPoll results for 1014 entries:
How can you tell that a cat is just not into you?
She nibbles the kibble instead of your ear, ... try wearing tuna ear rings.
She scratches the furniture, instead of your back, ... maybe you've been patting her doggie style.
She meows to get out more than to come in, ... she just wants you to come with her!
She hasn't brought you a mouse in years, ... yeah, but when was the last time you brought her a bouquet of catnip?
It's a cat, therefore it's genetically designed to be just not into you, ... maybe you were genetically designed to be a dog person.
She's just not into you now, but give her a few minutes, and she'll be all over you, ... the same is true for mosquitoes!
I'm just not into voting.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the rounding's just not that into you.
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