Current JoyPoll results for 1290 entries:
What's the worst Valentine's Day gift?
Something to please the giver, not the getter, ... are you just voting this way to please yourself?
Something tacky, ... when does the dozen roses become tacky?
A re-gifted item, ... especially if it's Vista.
If you don't give me chocolate, we're over! ... uh oh, it didn't survive the trip back from the store.
Anything is wonderful if it's from my sweetie, ... STDs excluded, of course.
Um, what's wrong with giving the gift of Vista?, ... it gives you cellulite.
Protest vote against holidays that suck.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a broken heart.
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