Current JoyPoll results for 1179 entries:
Of these, which is the worst phone call you can imagine?
You're fired!, ... it could be worse, he could of said you're fired and under arrest.
45
3%
Hassled by a collection agency, ... oh no! They might take your collection of Star Wars figurines!
44
3%
Hi, it's your stalker calling, ... before you protest too much, is he/she hot?
42
3%
Getting dumped by my Significant Other, ... at least it wasn't a text message.
109
9%
Get out! Get out! There's a killer in your house!, ... ahhh, that's who's been straightening up the towels on the rack lately!
219
18%
Hi it's me, your archrival! I'm calling on my new iPhone! Hate me?, ... just wait patiently for iPhone 2.0 and leapfrog him.
553
46%
Honestly, who uses a phone nowadays?
167
14%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and this is a recording.
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