Current JoyPoll results for 1486 entries:
What's your naysaying-nitpick about Apple?
All their software should be Open Source, ... or would your prefer it was free as in beer?
You should be able to run OS X on non-Apple hardware, ... did you know the transformation of personal choices, wants, or preferences into absolutes is a reality distortion?
I'm tired of the lower case i for crying out loud, ... iThink you doth protest too much.
They NEVER should have cancelled the Newton, ... well they did you big baby, now go suck on an iPhone soother.
Their products are all complete and total crap, and they are always way too expensive, and they have no marketshare, and they hurt me as a child, ... you won't let that stop you from becoming an Apple fanboy will you?
If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all, ... *silence*
I'm naysaying the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and taking a pessimistic view that almost 100% is not quite good enough.
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