Current JoyPoll results for 1244 entries:
What would be the best feature of iPod body armor?
Hip and stylish, and works with iTunes, ... it's the hippest way to protect your hip.
The commercials, ... think "Saving Private Ryan" with iPod dancers.
You could watch videos during lulls in the fighting, ... or maybe podcasts for peace?
Everyone would want to join the armed forces to get one, ... be, all that you can be, as insanely great as you can be.
They'd be way cheaper than the Halliburton body armor, ... you'll need face blast armor if Dick Cheney hears about this!
All that room for engraving, ... Kilroy was here, and here, and here!
I shot up the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and it's not just rounding, it's an adventure!
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