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Current JoyPoll results for 1300 entries:
What would be the worst gift for your mom?
| Beer bong, ... didn't she ever tell you not to stick strange tubes in your mouth? |
18 |
1% |
 |
| Grow-op starter kit, ... it might be good for her glaucoma! |
16 |
1% |
 |
| Gift certificate to a tatoo parlor, ... she must have really loved your "mom" tatoo! |
50 |
3% |
 |
| Trip to accompany you on Spring Break, ... Mom's Gone Wild! |
54 |
4% |
 |
| "Tell a friend" porn site membership discount coupon, ... oops! Always double-check those email addresses! |
275 |
21% |
 |
| A Zune, ... hey, if it's good enough for Ballmer's 83 year old uncle... |
757 |
58% |
 |
| What do you mean, those all sound awesome! |
130 |
10% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the rounding being just not as nice as Mom's.
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