Current JoyPoll results for 1300 entries:
What would be the worst gift for your mom?
Beer bong, ... didn't she ever tell you not to stick strange tubes in your mouth?
Grow-op starter kit, ... it might be good for her glaucoma!
Gift certificate to a tatoo parlor, ... she must have really loved your "mom" tatoo!
Trip to accompany you on Spring Break, ... Mom's Gone Wild!
"Tell a friend" porn site membership discount coupon, ... oops! Always double-check those email addresses!
A Zune, ... hey, if it's good enough for Ballmer's 83 year old uncle...
What do you mean, those all sound awesome!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the rounding being just not as nice as Mom's.
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