Current JoyPoll results for 1034 entries:
Which would be your favorite secret iPhone button?
De-Ring, ... does it use some kind of hypersonic neutron pulse, or does a mechanical mallet just extend out of the iPhone and beat the crap out of the offender?
Pranks, ... let's hope the biggest prank isn't on iPhone buyers!
iSpy, ... all I want is a shoe phone.
Tricorder, ... its high-pitched noise also doubles as a mosquito repeller.
Phaser, ... better keep it set on Stun, Kill is murder on the batteries.
The Love Button, ... does it automatically order Viagra, or automatically announce "Hey baby, I own an iPhone!"
If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret button!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and rounded rectangles.
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