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Which would be your favorite secret iPhone button?
De-Ring, ... does it use some kind of hypersonic neutron pulse, or does a mechanical mallet just extend out of the iPhone and beat the crap out of the offender? 161 15%
Pranks, ... let's hope the biggest prank isn't on iPhone buyers! 48 4%
iSpy, ... all I want is a shoe phone. 74 7%
Tricorder, ... its high-pitched noise also doubles as a mosquito repeller. 88 8%
Phaser, ... better keep it set on Stun, Kill is murder on the batteries. 257 24%
The Love Button, ... does it automatically order Viagra, or automatically announce "Hey baby, I own an iPhone!" 288 27%
If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret button! 118 11%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and rounded rectangles.
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