Current JoyPoll results for 1002 entries:
How should one deal with an iPhone that is afraid of being touched?
Use rubber gloves, ... it's not germophobic!
Send it to Dr. B. I. Nary for therapy, ... hopefully not shock therapy.
Blend it, ... sometimes just whispering the word "smoothy" is enough to get results.
Force yourself on it, ... when our machine overlords take over, they'll remember, and send a colonoscopy machine to get even.
Hand it over to me for a second opinion, ... obviously you'd give it a more loving touch.
Flowers, a box of candy, and a bottle of wine will loosen things up, ... that will also work if you want your SO's permission to buy one.
I'm afraid of touching an iPhone!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the fear of rounded numbers.
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