Current JoyPoll results for 1474 entries:
What would you do if Macintosh Witnesses came to your door?
Just hide and hope they go away, ... they never go away, they just go to Macworld.
Welcome them with open arms and an open node, ... amen brother!
Get down on my knees and praise Jobs, ... don't forget to make an offering at your Woz shrine.
Join them in their crusade against those Redmond devils, ... couldn't you just get the BSD devils to fight the Redmond devils?
Try to convert them to Linux, ... send in the Linux Gurus!
Nitpick about Macs being more expensive and how you think there's no software for them, ... so you're a Devil's advocate!
Put them in the Trash, ... would you empty it right away or let them suffer in it for a while?
I'm at your door right now.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Perl witnessing.
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