What animals should have birthright citizenship in the USA?

Only native animals and plants should have birthright, ... I wish they didn't deport all the mammoths.	19	5%
Any animal born in the USA should have birthright citizenship, ... even the orange-gutan in the Oval Office?	38	11%
Chihuahua's must go, but Golden Retrievers can stay, ... uh oh, I think I'm a dog bigot!	32	9%
What the hell are we going to do about millions of migrating birds pouring over the border!, ... we're gonna need a taller wall!	165	50%
I'm exporting the results!	72	22%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and numbers that were here first.

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