Current QuickPoll results for 1785 entries:
What bugs you most about the new Millennium?
The fact that no one seems to really know what's gonna happen, ... except Nitrozac.
The fact that I have to work that night, ... then spend your time online with Nitrozac.
Because of that evil marketing scheme, my girlfriend now expects me to give her a diamond at midnight, ... I wanted to give her a rifle, to help deal with the rioters.
Because of that evil marketing scheme, if my boyriend does give me a diamond at midnight, I'll think it's tacky, ... you can't eat a diamond. I'll take a fully stocked bunker anyday!
It's not the real Millenium! ... that just means we get to party twice!
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the B.C.E. Bug.)